Goa Assembly Polls

BJP: 14 Cong/NCP: 19 MGP: 02 SGF: 02 UGDP: 01 IND : 02

• Congress-NCP, with 19 seats, can form Govt. by aligning with one of these: MGP (2), Save Goa (2), UGDP (1) and Ind (2).
• BJP, with only 14 seats, however cannot form the Govt. without aligning with Babush Monseratt's UGDP (1) and Vishwajeet Rane, an independent, besides another independent Anil Salgaoncar as well as MGP (2) and Save Goa (2)
• Dayanand Narvekar (Cong) wins Aldona
• Victoria Fernandes (Cong) wins St Cruz
• Pandurang Madkaikar (Cong) wins Cumbarjua
• Gurudas Gawas (Cong) wins Pale, defeating Suresh Amonkar (BJP
• Victoria Fernandes (Cong) leads in St Cruz
• Dayanand Narvekar (Cong) leads in Aldona
• Gurudas Gawas (Cong) leading in Pale by 584
• Babu Azgaonkar (Cong) wins in Dhargal
• Pandurang Madkaikar (Cong) leading in Cumbarjua by 130 after second round
• Dayanand Mandrekar (BJP) retains Siolim
• Pandurang Madkaikar (Cong) leading in Cumbarjua by 200
• Damu Naik (BJP) retains Fatorda, defeats Vijay Sardesai (Cong), by 1771
• Mahadev Naik (BJP) defeats Subash Shirodkar (Cong) in Shiroda
• Babu Kavlekar (Cong) retains Quepem
• Vasudev Gaonkar (BJP) wins Sanguem
• Vishwajeet Rane (Ind) wins in Valpoi
• Anant Shet (BJP) wins Mayem
• Francisco D'Souza (BJP) retains Mapusa
• Damu Naik (BJP) leading in Fatorda by 1185
• Vasdev Goankar (BJP) leads in Sanguem by 1330
• Dr Willy (NCP) loses Saligao, Dilip Parulekar (BJP) wins
• Mahadev Naik (BJP) leading in Shiroda by 405
• Francisco D'Souza (BJP) leading in Mapusa by 1992
• Babu Kavlekar (Cong) leading in Quepem by 1692
• Babush Monseratte (UGDP) retains Taleigao by 4214
• Dipak Dhavalikar (MGP) wins by 4325 in Priol
• Dr Wilfred de Souza trailing in Saligao
• Mingelin D'Costa (Cong) leading in Sanguem by 285
• Vijay Sardesai (Cong) leading in Fatorda by 160 votes
• Dayanand Sopete (BJP) defeats Jitendra Deshprabhu (Cong) by 1000 votes
• Babush Monseratte (UGDP) leading in Taleigao
• Francisco D'Souza (BJP) leading by 5000 votes over Subhash Narvekar (JDS) in Mapusa
• Churchill Alemao (Save Goa) defeats Luizinho Faleiro (Cong) by 4504 in Navelim
• Dipak Dhavalikar (MGP) leading by 2500 votes in Priol
• Dayanand Sopte (BJP) leading by 3890 in Pernem
• Micky Pacheco (NCP) retains Benaulim
• Churchill Alemao (Save Goa) leads in Navelim by over 3500 votes after third round
• Ramesh Tavadkar (BJP) retains Poinguinim, by defeating Isidore Fernandes (Cong). Lead 550
• Jose Philip (NCP) wins Vasco, defeating Rajendra Arlekar (BJP)
• Rajesh Patnekar (BJP) retains Bicholim by 1800 votes
• Joaquim Alemao (Cong) retains Cuncolim
• Micky Pacheco (NCP) leads by 676 in Benaulim
• Churchill Alemao (Save Goa) leading in Navelim by 2000 votes over Luizinho Faleiro (Cong)
• Pratapsing Rane (Cong) wins Poriem by 3196 votes
• Naresh Sawal (Cong) leading by 119 in Bicholim
• Sudin Dahvalikar (MGP) retains Marcaim by 7609 lead
• Lathicharge at Margao counting centre to disperse crowd
• Joaquim Alemao (Cong) leads in Cuncolim by 1168
• Micky Pacheco (NCP) leads in Benaulim by 776
• Mauvin Godinho (Cong) wins Cortalim, defeating Mathany Saldhana (UGDP)
• Ramesh Tavadkar (BJP) leading in Poinguinim by 358
• Sudin Dhavalikar (MGP) leading by 5430 in Marcaim
• Pratapsing Rane (Cong) leading by 4112 in Poriem
• Nilkanth Halrnkar (NCP) wins Tivim by 502
• Sadanand Tanavde (BJP) leads in Tivim by 108
• Alex Reginald (Save Goa) defeats Franacisco Sardinha (Cong) in Curtorim by 546
• Nilkanth Halarnkar (NCP) leads in Tivim
• Pratapsing Rane (Cong) leads in Poriem
• Agnel Fernandes (Cong) wins Calangute
• Anil Salgaonkar (Ind) wins Sanvordem by 6923
• Ravi Naik (Cong) wins Ponda
• Shyam Satardekar (Cong) defeats Ramarao Desai (BJP) in Curchorem
• Agnel Fernandes (Cong) leads in Calangute after 2nd round by 1488
• Vijay Pai Khot (BJP) wins Canacona by 709 votes
• Alexio Sequeira (Loutolim) wins
• Manohar Parrikar (BJP) wins Panaji by 1500
• Sudin Dhavlikar (MGP) leading by 2141 in Marcaim
• Digambar Kamat (Cong) wins Margao
• Filip Neri (Cong) wins Velim by 2754 votes
• Ramarao Desai (BJP) trailing by 900 votes
• Anil Salgaonkar (Ind) leading by 2800 in Sanvordem
• Filip Neri (Cong) leading in Velim by 1064
• Francis Silveira wins St Andre
• Joseph Sequeira (UGDP) leads by 800
• Alexio Sequeira leads in Loutolim by 1319
• Francis Silveira (Cong) leading in St Andre
• Digambar Kamat (Cong) leading in Margao by 1286
• Laxmikant Parsekar (BJP) wins Mandrem seat
• Ramesh Tavadkar (BJP) leading in Poinguinim
• Cong leading in Velim & Loutolim
• Vijay Pai Khot (BJP) leading in Canacona by 300
• Milind Naik (BJP) elected in Mormugao
• Ramarao Desai (BJP) leading in Curchorem in 1st round by 3000 votes
• Counting begins amidst tight security

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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

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Bangladesh wins toss, elect to field

Bangladesh captain Habibul Bashar won the toss and elected to field against India in the second and final cricket Test at Sher-e-Bangla National Stadium here today.
India has made one change from the drawn first Test at Chittagong, leaving out V R V Singh and bringing in Delhi pacer Ishant Sharma, who is making his debut.
Bangladesh made two changes. Pacer Shahadat Hossain, who is down with fever was replaced with Syed Rasel while dropping spinner Enamul Haque for all-rounder Mohammad Sharif.
Teams:
India: Rahul Dravid, Sachin Tendulkar, Dinesh Karthik, Saurav Ganguly, Wasim Zafar, Mohindra Dhoni, Romesh Powar, Anil Kumble, Zaheer Khan, Ishant Singh and R. P. Singh.
Bangladesh: Habibul Bashar, Mohammad Ashraful, Javed Omar, Shahriar Nafees, Shakib al Hasan, Rajin Saleh, Khaled Mashud, Mohammad Rafique, Mohammad Sharif, Mashrafee Bin Mortaza and Syed Rasel.
Umpires: Daryl Harper (Australia) and Billy Doctrove, (West Indies).
TV Umpire: Nadir Shah (Bangladesh).
Match Referee: Roshan Mahanama (Sri Lanka).

For latest score chk out http://whatsthescore.in/

Cyber crime gets bigger, phishers form networks

Crime pays and cyber crime pays even better, going by the findings of the Internet Security Threat Report Volume XI released by Symantec Corp. Cyber crimes cover the gamut of data theft, data leakage and the creation of targeted, malicious code to steal confidential information for financial gain. Not only is cyber crime becoming all pervasive, stolen personal data is available at fairly low prices, ranging from $1-6 for credit cards with a card verification number while an identity, including a US bank account, credit card, date of birth and government issued identification number, being available for between $14-18. There is another trend emerging, of cyber criminals joining hands to form cooperative networks. The report notes, “Cyber criminals continue to refine their attack methods in an attempt to remain undetected and to create global, cooperative networks to support the ongoing growth of criminal activity.” Symantec’s six monthly report, from July 1, 2006 to December 31, 2006 is based on data collected from more than 40,000 sensors deployed in over 180 countries. The multi-billion dollar security products and data storage company also reviews more than two million decoy accounts that attract e-mail messages from 20 countries, which allows it to gauge global spam and phishing activity. For the first time, the Symantec report has identified the countries with the highest amount of malicious activity originating from their networks. The US had the highest proportion of overall malicious activity, at 31%. China was second, with 10% and Germany was third with 7%. Symantec also tracked the trade of stolen confidential information and captured data frequently sold on underground economy servers. These are servers used by criminals to sell information for subsequent use in identity theft and include social security numbers, credit cards, personal identification numbers (PINs), and e-mail address lists. The report notes that during the last six months of 2006, 51% of all known underground economy servers in the world were located in the US